The ultimate death survey

What do you think happens after you die?
Peace takes over.
Do you believe in heaven?
Nope
Do you believe in hell?
Maybe
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
After I die? I've beed judged throughout my life!...sure i will, I know i will.
How many people would attend your funeral?
Interested-on-me-people-town population....0
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
Cry...I guess
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
PILLS!
What should be written on your tombstone?
P.A.L. (Peace At Last!)
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
Don't care
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Night
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
I'd take them to the grave if you know what I mean
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
Black roses
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
The moment i sat and answered this stupid survey
Have you ever watched someone die?
Yes
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
Getting suffocated with a pillow
How often do you think about death?
Every 2 or 3 days
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
Not at all
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
... Are you spying on me?
Do you consider life short or long?
Not too short, not too long, enough.
Do you think you have a soul?
I guess
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
Murder!
If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?
Thrown into the sea of the most desserted beach
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
Nope
If you could pick a season to die, which would it be?
Fall